Genesis: Chapter Two

1. Thus the cretaceous heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
2. And on the seventh day Jurassic God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3. And Jurassic God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it because that in it he had rested from all his work which Jurassic God created and made.
4.  These are the generations of the cretaceous heavens and of the earth which they were created, in the day that the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God made the earth and the cretaceous heavens,
5. and every plant of the field before it was the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew for the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man or dinosaur to till the ground.
6. But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7. And the THUNDER LIZARD God formed a man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
8. And the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God planted a jungle eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
9. And out of the ground made the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for the food; the tree of life also in the midst of the jungle, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
10. And a river went out of Eden to water the jungle, and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
11. The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Hay'ilah, where there is gold;
12. and the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and onyx stone.
13. And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopa.
14. And the name of the third river is Hid'dekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphra'tes.
15.  And the THUNDER LIZARD God took the man, and put him into the jungle of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
16. And the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:"
17. but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
18. And the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God said, "It is not good than man should be alone; I will make a help meet for him.
19. And out of the ground the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name therof.
    
20. And Adam gave names to all cattle, the brontasaurus, and to the fowl of the air, the pterodactyl, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found a help meet for him.
21. And the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof. 
22. And the rib, which the THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God had taken from man, made he a female Velociraptor, and brought her unto the man.
23. And Adam said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Raptor. 
24. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his donosaur: and they shall be one flesh.
25. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.