What can we learn?

What can we learn from the words of the almighty, ferocious Raptor Jesus on the mount? We can learn that, despite his razor-sharp teeth, Raptor Jesus was above all else a prophet of peace and a bringer of light and truth. The ways of Jurassic God, so says his only hatchling, are of collective peace and harmony. Raptor Jesus extolls on the glory of meekness, mercy, and purity. The conception of personal glory is shattered as Raptor Jesus, in infinite wisdom, extolls on the immaterial glory of the downtrodden.

The way of Jurassic God is not in wealth or strength, but in spirit. In our modern world, we sometimes forget what's really important--friends, family, and oneness with Jurassic God. Today, man on Earth is forever separated from his dinosaur brethren and has, perhaps, forgotten the words of Raptor Jesus, who went extinct to save our immortal souls from our sins. We have regressed to ways on individualism and forgotten the collective spirit of Jurassic God alive inside of all of us. Too much, life becomes an individualistic competition to amass the alleged glory of personal wealth or effect.

We must remember then, the words of Raptor Jesus who assured us the meek have a place in the glorious pangea of cretaceous heaven. We should try, every day, to live in the simple humility of Raptor Jesus, that we may feel the eternal spirit of Jurassic God inside of all of us.

The simplest and most humble things upon the Earth are the closes to the Almighty THUNDER LIZARD Jurassic God. Let us pray.

O, Holy Thunder Lizard, allow us to shun the excesses of man, that we may live forever in the embrace of your stubby arms in the eternal kingdom of cretaceous Heaven. Amen.

Matthew: Chapter 5:1-12

1. And seeing the multitudes, Raptor Jesus went up into a mountain, and when he was set, his disciples came unto him.
2. And he opened his fearsome mouth, and taught them, saying:
3. Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of cretaceous heaven.
4. Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted.
5. Blessed are the herbivorous prey, for they shall inherit the earth.
6. Blessed are they which do hunger and third after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
7. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
8. Blessed are the pure of heart: for they shall see Jurassic God.
9. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the hatchlings of Jurassic God.
10. Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11. Blessed are ye, when men and dinosaur shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely; for my sake.
12. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad: for great is your reward in cretaceous heaven for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.